どぶろっくミュージカル「農夫と神様大きなイチモツ」の歌詞で英語学習！

Doburokku / The Farmer and the Deity ~ A Huge one ~

I'm a poor farmer, living alone with my elderly mother.
Afflicted by an incurable illness, my suffering mother,
In search of a cure, I ventured into the forest.

"Somewhere in this forest, there must be medicine. Where is it? Where?"

I've been waiting.
 I'm the deity who saves troubled people,
The deity who resides in this forest.

"Oh, deity!"

Moved by your kindness towards your mother,
I've come to help you.

"Is that true? Unbelievable. Thank you so much."

I will grant you one wish.

Then,
Give me a huge one,
Give me a huge one,
One that bursts through pants,
Give me a huge one.

That's not it, is it? The story is different.
What about the sick mother?

That's right, that's right. 
Mother's life is the most important.

But,
Give me a huge one,
Give me a huge one,
One that makes everyone do a double-take at the bathhouse,
Give me a huge one.

Please stop. 
I was foolish to come out for your sake.

It's a lie, it's a lie. 
Please save my mother's life, I beg you.

And while you're at it,
Give me a huge one,
Give me a huge one,
One that I can carry on my shoulder,
Give me a huge one.

Man, The size of "a one" is not important.
Only men worry about size. Only men.
With love, With love, 
the heart is fulfilled, kindness overflows.
With love, With love, 
there's nothing greater than love.

Instead,
Give me a huge one,
Give me a huge one,
Screw love and kindness.
Give me a huge one.
Bigger than a rainbow spanning the sky,
Bigger than a bridge crossing a river,
Give me a huge one.
Give me a huge one.